Shane 

A little autistic retard that never pays attention. He always makes jokes at the worst time possible. He can never control his stupidity and tells you to laugh when his joke doesn't quite hit the mark.

Oh great, Shane is making shitty jokes again

Shane by Some dude with an attitude February 5, 2019

Shane 

It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tend to narcissistic.

"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."

Shane by BackDoorPoker June 16, 2016

Shane 

It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tends to be narcissistic.

"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."

Shane by BackDoorPoker June 16, 2016

Shane 

Shane's are typically seemingly sweet men who will trick you into falling for them, but they eventually break your heart and ruins your life. Shane's also have smallish members and are notorious shower-dodgers

smelly hairy liar Shane

Shane by KatKat130 January 30, 2014

Shane 

Absolute ugly cunt with a head like a retarded frog. He has the smallest penis known to man and can not fuck bitches if he paid them.

What an ugly fuck. Must be a shane

Shane by Dyldo89 February 22, 2015

Shane 

Shane a ass hole who will leave you with nothing but his children he will lie and steal he is a over all bad person with a bad personality

Girl: dad Shane got me pregnant and I can’t find him

Father: that’s because that is what Shane’s do

Shane by Ragnorak229 July 31, 2019

Shane 

downer, 027 bus, odd hair
pronounced 'shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane'

omgzzz last night i posted a can through shaaaaanes letterbox :/
"shut the window shane"

Shane by Dorski March 6, 2009