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orgasmic seizure

A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.
person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk
by johnwastaken22 November 26, 2020
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Epiwreckedit seizure

During doggystyle mid stroke simultaneously yell her sisters name while you shove it into her ass and strobe light her eyes ... Thus resulting in extreme anger along with a seizure causing a massive sphincter cramp resulting in an otherworldly orgasm but also causing irreparable damage to your cock
Man I was banging Rosa the other night when I tried the strobe light trick but it backfired and she had an epiwreckedit seizure and fractured my dong..
by domkeychoker November 25, 2023
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seizure

A seizure is a sudden, uncontrolled electrical disturbance in the brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaauhbuhuhifweuan jvfetgyuhbejegfyugeiquyfgftyu
me:bufeeubhf
my dog:wtf
me:sorry

I have to use the word seizure
by ImNotJamesForGodsSake April 28, 2020
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Semi-trailer Seizure

When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.
person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.
by esunc91 December 9, 2009
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Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.
The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..
by aGina June 8, 2015
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Seizure

Juice Wrld had a seizure
by reece4lifefam February 5, 2020
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seizure-istic

A seizure like movement expressing surprise
Michelle jumped in seizure-istic surprise as Katy poked her butt!
by here and queer January 27, 2015
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