Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

by Kilobravo January 8, 2022

seizure

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Friend 1: damn who dat tweaking on the floor over there in the airport

Friend 2: awl damn fam don't worry it's juice wrld doing his seizure trend

by slimester4kT December 12, 2019

Seizure

Juice Wrld.

My son cameron boyce had a Juice Wrld aka a seizure

by SiKeNiGgAyOuThOuGhT December 9, 2019

Rock seizure

The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.

That dude in the pit is having a full on rock seizure.

by Dr feelgood January 27, 2018

Tony Seizure

A Tony Seizure, a severe type of Seizure named after politician Tony Lope, is a seizure that is caused by having to many thoughts all at once, or thinking about to many people or things.

"Why did you have a Tony Seizure?"
"I was trying to work out how many girlfriends I have, I keep messing them up"
"oh"

by Therealobama69 June 20, 2021

Seizure

1) When someone involuntarily drops down on the floor and flops like a fish; a muscle spasm or convulsion.
2) What possessed people are often portrayed as.
3) The reenactment of dubstep music.

Dude 1: Hey you free today?
Dude 2: Ye
Dude 1: Wanna come to th---
Dude 2: ASURWSOEFGHSDFGISDGHOUSFIFVIW0RQPJlpD,,,E9W
Dude 1: Uh.... you ok?
Dude 2: Yeah sorry had a hand seizure for a sec there

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009