Kendrick Season

The time of year when Kendrick Lamar puts out new music. Kendrick Season brings all of rap to a screeching halt. All other rap music that is released during Kendrick Season is ignored and memed for the stupidity of being released during Kendrick Season.
Person 1: "Boy, Drake really fucked up when he put out 'More Life' during Kendrick Season."
Person 2: " Yeah, there have already been so many memes made about how dumb Drake was for dropping music during Kendrick Season"
by jomanhan9 April 10, 2017
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Scorpio Season

It's the season that covers October 23 through November 21. During this time, Scorpios are the most active in all aspects especially anything involving fuckin, hurling insults, and/or violence. To make Scorpios happy during this season, you can either join them in hurling insults and/or violence or you must get naked for them if they wanna fuck you. They really love fuckin anyday of the week but they love it a lot more during their season.
It's Scorpio Season, run for your life or get ready to fuck!
by Tung Potus November 05, 2019
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Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it
Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
by YangTheLoner May 18, 2015
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fielding season

The opposite of cuffing season.
From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.
What happened to your boyfriend?
Bitchhhh it's fielding season!!
YASSSSSS QUEENNNNN!!!
by {x} June 13, 2018
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mating season

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.
We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!
by captazo March 02, 2011
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tax season

The time of year from early January to April 15th when public accountants are busy preparing and filing tax returns for their clients.

The time of year from early January to April 15th when families and friends of public accountants are abandoned or left to fend for themselves.
Tax season is in full swing. I won't see much of my husband until April 15th.

My husband is so busy and brain-drained during tax season that he doesn't do anything but vegetate or sleep on his day off!
by thirdlhc January 23, 2010
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Aries Season

Aries Season ranges March 21 to April 19. This is the time that an Aries characteristics are increased, therefore people tend to “seek shelter.”
Pieces season has ended, so now it is Aries Season. Take shelter while you still can.
by bananapants2 March 21, 2018
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