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scrote-mugging

The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.
manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.

manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!

Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.
by Poppyhater December 27, 2005
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Scrote Bag

1. Slang word for the male scrotum.

2. Usually used when referring to a male individual who has poor hygiene, poorly educated, a bad attitude, low or no income or an illegal income. They have little if any contribution to the rest of man kind. See similar definitions of this under White Trash. The scrote bag usually believes they are always right no matter the subject or issue and its very hard to prove to them otherwise. The scrote bag usually has some sort of substance abuse problem and also has a hobby of beating and controlling women. They are usually looking for a handout and feel that everyone owes them something, and have a list of excuses why they are pieces of crap. They have issues with law enforcement and spend most of their life in and out of jails and prisons.
Well that scrote bag is out of jail again, I'm sure he'll be at his house soon beating his girlfriend he lives off of, eating food bought with food stamps and getting drunk with the money a charity gave him.
by Chris Sowards January 3, 2006
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Scrote Boat

Referring to a vehicle that is commonly driven by a scrote or scrote bag. Usually a car that is large in size, extremely old, loud, poorly maintained and in looks like it could drop into pieces at any moment. The interior is usually filled with random useless items and trash.
The scrote boat car that Willy drove in the movie Bad(er) Santa.
by Chris Sowards January 3, 2006
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scrivener

Also known to "shit in newbies"
That scrivener, whenever a newbie asks a question, he shits all over his question with his ass hole replies.
by NESer May 22, 2008
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Scrotein

a type of protein that works mainly on the balls and the scrotam in general. Some people might take scrotein if they have a small ballsack.
"hey leroy, how did you keep going after the 23rd ho?"

"well, iv been putting in the work and taking them scrotein supplements every day!, that shit really gets the jizz'm up"
by tmason January 23, 2008
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scraven

A Skank Ass Hoe bag, usually with missing teeth and a bladder problem. One is advised to run, because of it's strong odor, upon encountering one, death is inevitable.
Kimmie J. is my neighbor, and is a hardcore scraven. She is known as the "Scraven of Rohach" located in Aston.
by Chimmy Changa November 18, 2006
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Scrotes

This is a variation of the word "scrotum". However, it should not be confused with the sack itself which scrotum refers to, but rather to the testes themselves.
"Gerald kicked me in the scrotes!"
by Chaid Haid November 29, 2007
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