someone who jumps on the back of an old or disabled persons electric mobility scooter to get around quicker. it is also so much funnier if you ask them first or even more if they offer it to you!
the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?
im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!
im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!
by mr ess February 21, 2009
Get the scooter hitchermug. Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.
Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.
by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Scootermug. “Did you hear about the scooter kid that was ran over by a suspect fleeing a bank robbery at high speed on a skateboard?”
“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”
“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”
by Wardaddy Kang February 15, 2022
Get the Scooter Kidmug. Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.
My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Scooter Juicemug. by tsiehta June 11, 2016
Get the scooter pumpingmug. Hoe: Is that dude riding a scooter without a shirt on? What a fag.
Xi: It's okay, he's scooter-ripped
Xi: It's okay, he's scooter-ripped
by Rico Bram July 29, 2011
Get the Scooter-Rippedmug. by Chickenscooterkid449 April 5, 2022
Get the CHICKEN SCOOTERmug.