Naked Scandinavian

To have sex, bump uglies

Hey bro, me and the wife did the naked Scandinavian last night

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Scandinavian shipyard

is the process or action of 3 or more men standing in close proximity of each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on another man's right elbow completing a continuous loop/chain, then they simultaneously move the other man's right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the other man to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation

Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.

by Truck you 59 December 7, 2024

Scandinavian Butt Sex

this is where you stick it into your partner and you both try to do a backflip simultaneously without taking it out. Like keep it in fully and achieve a backflip and landing it.

Yo! Did you see Brooks try and do Scandinavian Butt Sex?! Must have some crazy core strength to achieve that

by TheRealCornball December 7, 2024

Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

Scandinavian Flamethrower

The female places icy hot in her vaginal region and the male lights his penis on fire before beginning intercourse, the act takes course in a walk in freezer.

During my lunch break my coworker just asked if we could perform the Scandinavian flamethrower.

by Reggaetron June 23, 2025

Scandinavian Flamethrower

Within a walk in freezer intercourse is performed where the female puts icy hot in her vaginal region and the male lights his genital on fire.

During my lunch break my coworker just asked if I wanted to partake in the Scandinavian flamethrower.

by Reggaetron June 23, 2025

Scandinavian Skydiving

The act of two individuals (typically a man and a woman) jumping tandem out of an airplane front-to-front, with the express goal of achieving mutual orgasm before the parachute is deployed. In this intimate, high-stakes variation of skydiving, the female partner is designated to pull the ripcord. The ultimate (and most dangerously satisfying) outcome is failing to deploy the chute because she was too... caught up in the moment.

"Bro, she said she'd try Scandinavian Skydiving with me. I brought a parachute and everything. She brought the thunder."

by NotCnug July 15, 2025