Thick Salad

Someone who thinks they're a skinny legend, but aren't actually.

See her? She's a thick salad. don't talk to her.

by Whiskerando August 13, 2018

Salad fingers

the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.

i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.

by Chowderz October 30, 2011

Shooting Salad

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.

Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."

by kilsek January 6, 2005

Shit Salad

1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
ex.

2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.

"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."

by rabertha March 4, 2009

noodle salad

A bunch of blokes putting their flaccid cocks into a girls mouth.

Edward, Alex and Kyle were giving Samantha the best noodle salad of her life

by CaptainNando March 14, 2016

jak salad

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.

Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.

by Eszett March 2, 2004

sandy salad

Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.

John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"

by Denbritle23 November 6, 2011