Salad Fingers 

In a dark realm beyond even the most remote, psychadelic hypnosis emerges salad fingers. The inertia of this creatures life revolves around its dysfunctional role in nature to find sexual pleasure in rubbing oxidized metals; the few adult souls who encounter him find themselves plundering into a glorious but agonizingly tortuous and ritualistic death; the only real contact reflecting any human persona expressal is with finger puppets who join in an occasional hair perm... to look directly at salad fingers is to inhumanely mock him; do not cage him, stay away from his world lest you find yourself the next fish in the oven...

"I've made you a friend hat!"

Salad Fingers by Daver April 10, 2005

salad fingers 

A flash animation consisting of several episodes created by David Firth. Famous on the internet for its psychologically disturbing innocence, which is meant to be enjoyed for its weird nature.

"I like rusty spoons."

salad fingers by Amantis April 5, 2005

Salad cunt

He thinks he's better then everyone else just because he eats salad. Mostly described for vegans. They also smear vinager all over your fucking phone!!! They're just big cunts

Jacques is a salad cunt

Salad cunt by Isaackedurmom March 30, 2017

Salad candy 

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.

Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.

Salad candy by bobo76 December 1, 2014

Salad in a jar Party

When a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your jizz to one day use against you in a paternity case

"Hey Gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?"

"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"

Salad in a jar Party by Gerald Boy November 23, 2016

salad jockey 

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.

Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey

salad jockey by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018

Salad Dodger

An excellent phrase for an overweight person

Salad Dodger by Karlito April 20, 2003