saddle sores

When the excess baggage on bikers thighs gets rubbed raw raw by themselves or the seat/saddle sores.

Yvette got saddle sores because her thunder thighs were rubbed bloody through her bike shorts, by the Velcro strap on her seat bag.

by Momof3intheesea June 4, 2021

Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 28, 2016

tall in the saddle

Big package, he be packin’, large dong

That cowboy was tall in the saddle. All of the ladies swoon when he come yonder.

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Saddle tramp

A person who cannot drive and has no shame in asking for a lift

I had to take that saddle tramp home from work again today

by Poorash October 8, 2010

Blazin' Saddle

A burning sensation, residual effects often lasting 3-5 minutes, caused by the properties of a shit being either gargantuan in size, spicy in content or both. The consequential result displaying characteristics reminiscent of early American cowboys' bow legged walking style due to long periods of horseback riding.

"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."

"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."

by Lane Train January 29, 2009

saddle city

A place where there are saddlers aplenty....fanny heaven.

Was there many birds in that kip last night? Saddle City !

by bb July 18, 2003

Saddle Faggot

1. A Gay Cowboy

Andy: "hey bob, i just saw 1 cowboy blowing this other cowboy off behind a tree."

Bob: "Must be saddle faggots."

by Anonymousman0 June 1, 2011