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Status-Swap

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014
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Egg Swapping

When two lesbians engage in scissoring while both on their period.
"we were both dropping our eggs this month and we decided to try Egg Swapping"
by Larry The Unstable Guy January 10, 2021
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Meat Swapping

i heard does two boys Meat swapping in the bathroom just now.
by Metro Boomen June 20, 2016
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sneaky swap

Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"
"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."
by Tankkard December 25, 2013
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Twin Swapping

The Twin Swapping is when your wife is out of town and her twin comes over so you fuck him in the ass.
My wife lily went out of town for business and her twin luke came over and asked about twin swapping so I fucked him in the ass
by 417wsm February 16, 2023
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swapped yoshi's

Swapped yoshi's is intentionally giving someone a STD, but unintentionally receiving one.
I was planning on giving my ex my herpes, but instead we swapped yoshi's and I got AIDs.
by Apartment 5935 January 18, 2011
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swapping skins

The act of two men masturbating each other. Heard mentioned by the police on the Showtime series "Brotherhood".
Maybe they are swapping skins. Said about two guys going into a dark alley.
by SuperMunch April 17, 2009
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