penis swab

someone who is worse than penis: a annoying penis who is indescribable

You, you penis swab!

by Mr.504 January 8, 2008

shabs

1. (noun) Large pieces of crystal meth. Also known as shards.

Pass that bag of shabs so I can load the shwok!

by Shabarella July 10, 2005

Shabs

A slightly bulged or ripply belly. While not being a fat belly shabs are usually unshapely.

1. "She was hot" "Yeah,but she had shabs"
2. "you'r belly is looking kind of shabby there"
3 "Dude, it was so shabby"

by Allen Tait Pope December 28, 2005

Sabs

Sabs is me, too! The coolest nickname out there...short for Sabrina.

"Hey, Sabs...let's go bowling." ;)

by Sabrina January 21, 2005

slabs that crawl

a slab is a name for a car originated in H town texas. crawling is the effect when swangin. on other words, driving a car reeeeaaaalllly slowly because your drunk from purple drink.

"they dont know about sippin or, they dont know about slabs that crawl," Bun B in paul walls' 'they dont know'

by infamous aaron May 3, 2006

Swab and Bob

Receiving a Blowjob while cleaning ones ear. The cough/sneeze from the swab creates a more intense orgasm.

"My legs buckled after my swab and bob in the bathroom this morning."

"The q-tip always smells a little different after a good swab and bob."

by miltshot July 19, 2009

cunt swab

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.

Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006