Brocery Store

An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.

Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"

Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."

Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."

by ontoptheworld May 29, 2009

jerk store

somethin from a really stupid joke that george was obsessed with and flew to ohio for a chance to use it on an episode of seinfeld

"yea well the jerk store called and their running out of you!"

by FeelThaShocker December 12, 2003

Liquor Store Scruff

A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store

Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught

-"Mike you look homeless right now?"

-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"

-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"

by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011

negrocery store

a neighborhood grocery story that caters to black people and which carries types of food and other items that black people typically purchase.

Hey Dante, go down to the negrocery store and buy me a pack of Kools.

by Chet von Wilkinson June 16, 2008

Apple Store Sluts

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.

Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)

by calhopkins December 17, 2006

99 cent store

Home of cheap stuff, expired brand name food, and almost expired food from brands you've never heard of.

Hey dude I'm gonna go buy some party poppers at the 99 cent store.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

Apple Store

the store you go to simply play with their stuff, and not actually buy anything

Person 1: "LOL, wered u take this pic??"
Person 2: "photobooth at the apple store :P"

by Buggy424 March 17, 2009