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A Singing Frog

A Singing Frog is the occurrence in which your attempt to show someone an ongoing symptom/ issue is squandered due to it's coincidental absence.

Most often occurs with:
Computers/ Technological Products, Cars, Mysterious Sounds etc.

Term is derived from the famous Looney Tunes short, "One Froggy Evening," in which a man finds a frog who routinely performs the song "The Michigan Rag" in front of him, yet remains silent and ordinary whenever he attempts to show him to anyone, driving him mad and resulting in his institutionalization.
Example 1:

Man walks into a car dealership after dropping his car off earlier that morning.

Man: So, did you figure out what the noise was?

Mechanic: Sir, there was no sound whatsoever.

Man: What?! What are you talking about, it keeps making this "SHHHISSHHHHARRRRERRRR" sound whenever it drives!

Mechanic: Yes... Of course it does, Sir..

Man: Ugh. I guess it's A Singing Frog.

Mechanic: (Raises eyebrows) What?

Man: Nevermind...

Example 2:

Dude 1: Dude. What is up with your computer screen? It's really fucked up. You should take it in.

Dude 2: Yeah but it only happens randomly. It'll probably not even act up when I take it in.

Dude 1: Ahh. It's A Singing Frog.

Dude 2: What? Shut up.

Dude 1: K...
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slinging

similar to dealing, distributing, selling of drugs
No man, I stopped slinging after I got caught by the cops.
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swinging meat

1. slang for the act of hooking up with a girl.

2. physically taking hold of one's penis and swinging it in a helicopter like motion.
I would not go in there right now andre my friend donturius is swinging meat.

muffuga! I might jus have to swing meat myself deen
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freddy the singing bear

Freddy is a animatronic bear that sings for kids at Freddy Fazbears Pizza. He is known for being in Five Nights at Freddy. Five Nights at Freddy's is a fictional horror game that has you survive 5 nights to watching creepy robots to earn money.
Freddy holds a microphone and sings. Freddy has many different forms, here are some: Freddy, Toy Freddy, Old Freddy, Phantom Freddy, Nightmare Freddy, Showtime Freddy, and Shadow Freddy.
Freddy The Singing Bear is gonna kill us.
by bigchungus223 May 13, 2019
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Singing Machine

A synonym for The All-Ohio State Fair Youth Choir
"Every year I have the privilege of directing this amazing Singing Machine"
by Mitchell G June 15, 2008
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slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.
Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."
by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013
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swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.
That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.
by Potatolobster January 31, 2014
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