Sponty

A spontaneous gathering of an extended group of friends, usually involving alcohol or some other recreational drug. A sponty is generally organised within a few hours of it starting, so as to not detract from its spontaneity.

What are you guys doing tonight?
Nothing?
Sponty at Clare's place!

by Hectic Sponty Krew March 10, 2008

Sporty

The condition of the Seas whereas it is rough and navigation is possible, usually results in vessels occupants becoming drenched and possible seasick

Went out fishing today and the Seas were sporty, my gf chummed all day

by sycraft August 4, 2008

spotted dick

A boiled British pudding that may be purchased tinned.

Is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted dick?

by Obiwankenorchid September 3, 2006

sporty jerk

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

Scotty McGee

to run so fast in the sport of football that it becomes impossible to be tackled

"Did you see that how fast that guy ran?"

"Yeah, it was almost as fast as Scotty McGee!"

by JMUDukes1 January 23, 2009

Snotty totty

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.

Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.

by mertric mike July 27, 2009

Spotted-cock

Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.

"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit

by Xandria.g January 10, 2013