Sperm Angel

Jizzing on a girls back and having her roll over on her back with the jizz still there and then she makes snow angels

"I heard Jessica and Michael did a sperm angel last!"
"Really? that's disgusting"

by @nikodw_ June 13, 2019

sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard August 10, 2015

sperm burper

A woman who burps after ingesting sperm.
Also a woman who give great head.

She's a great sperm burper,good to the lasy drop!

by bocci May 15, 2005

sperm-burper

An habitual giver of head.

"Off my nuts, you sperm-burping ho-bag!"

by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

sperm guzzler

A gay super slut who by regularly sucking off total strangers ingests large amounts of semen

you dirty sperm guzzling slut!

by Sirus May 15, 2003

Sperm Sock

1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.

2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.

3: Vagina

1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.

Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK

2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.

Person 2: wtf?

3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.

by wowtf June 21, 2010

sperm cannon

a synonym for penis; a term describing the male member at the point of sexual climax...ohhhhh yea

Whoa! Did you see all of that jizz that shot out of his sperm cannon? That was INTENSE!

by captain shickadance April 30, 2011