someone's got jokes

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: This song is about hope
Sarah: This song's about your mom!
Justin: Someone's got jokes!

by the pants of randy July 8, 2006

Jumping someone elses train

Copying someone elses style, or just agreeing with what they say and believe to fit in.

What a jerk. Tom started wearing his hat backwards like John, just so he would like him. He is jumping John's train.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Giving someone the business

Giving someone a hard time or trouble. Often mis accredited to the 1986 football game call, but is actually a much older term.

For an earlier reference see "Twilight Zone - What you Need"

"Patience, thats another thing that you need Mr. Renard, patience"

"What are you doin, givin me the business!?!"

could be substituted for giving someone the business

by Tha Ape December 18, 2008

breaking someone's heart

Breaking someone's heart is the hardest thing you will ever have to do. You have to live with the worst pain, remembering every second, the memories you had with that person and not understanding how you can hurt someone you cared so much about. Even the thought of them makes you sad. You make yourself feel pain because you feel like you deserve it. But you really do deserve it. Sometimes you just break down crying thinking about the pain you put them through. You can never take it back or change anything, and that's the worst part. You regret having those feelings for another person, making yourself hurt the one you were with before, and breaking there heart. You wish that you were the one getting your heart broken, not them, because you cant live with yourself now. You just wish you could take back where you went wrong.

dang, breaking someone's heart sucks.

by mandapanda21 April 19, 2009

Someone

someone has too much time on their hands

by mephistopheles September 24, 2003

B my L on someone's T's

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

by Diego B May 23, 2008

someonelikeuinterlude

Someonelikeuinterlude the coolest mutual a person can have

Person1: dude have you heard of this really funny and cool girl
Person2: no what’s her name?
Person1: someonelikeuinterlude
Person2: oh yeah I know her!

by Chrisjamalevanswife June 13, 2021