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attribute smuggling

An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.
"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."
by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025
mugGet the attribute smugglingmug.

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.
Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.
by XH2806 July 31, 2022
mugGet the Smuggling puppiesmug.

Smuggles

People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.
by mysticklemom January 18, 2019
mugGet the Smugglesmug.

Skin Smuggling

When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.
by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024
mugGet the Skin Smugglingmug.

Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.
“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
by Jimbo Baggins May 6, 2023
mugGet the Slug Smugglingmug.

smuggle

like in hogwarts there are muggles

but now there are people who are smug thus
we shall say that they are smuggle
he is a smuggle dont let him win an argument
by youwillneverknoe February 22, 2021
mugGet the smugglemug.

smuggling antelope

When you get away with doing something legal but morally wrong, just before getting caught doing something illegal.
Walter shot that beloved lion but it was apparently legal. He later got arrested for smuggling antelope.

or

Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.
by mavol October 29, 2015
mugGet the smuggling antelopemug.

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