by randomfan83 January 20, 2004

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.
by barnhart08 November 10, 2011

The shirt(white tee or tank-top) you wear around the house before your ready to change into your real shirt for the night.
by Larry Fingaz August 6, 2010

A swag shirt is a button up shirt with a collar, usually with the sleeves rolled up., This is often worn at formal events/parties when you want to "keep your swag".
Ex.1
Hayden: "dude are you ready for the party tomorrow?!"
John: "hell yeah! i got my swag shirt at home ready to go!"
Ex.2
"Man i have to go to the mall to buy a new swag shirt."
Ex.3
"Crap i got wine spilled all over my favorite swag shirt!"
Hayden: "dude are you ready for the party tomorrow?!"
John: "hell yeah! i got my swag shirt at home ready to go!"
Ex.2
"Man i have to go to the mall to buy a new swag shirt."
Ex.3
"Crap i got wine spilled all over my favorite swag shirt!"
by Johnizzle911 January 22, 2011

guy #1: (sees guy wearing Led Zeppelin shirt) you listen to Zeppelin?
guy #2: what's Zeppelin?
guy #1: wow you suck. try not to be such a shirt shitter.
guy #2: what's Zeppelin?
guy #1: wow you suck. try not to be such a shirt shitter.
by katyperryishot March 3, 2011

The act of going shopping one day, trying on a shirt or item of clothing, not buying it, and then regretting that decision for the next few days.
Girl 1: OMG yesterday at forever 21 i tried on this super sexy top but thought it clashed with my skin tone!
Girl 2: Didja buy it???!!!!1
Girl 1: No and now im suffering frummm todalll shirt remorse D:
Girl 2: Didja buy it???!!!!1
Girl 1: No and now im suffering frummm todalll shirt remorse D:
by Plastic P3nis April 7, 2011

by scarphish April 22, 2003
