aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.
I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself
by SoCalbro January 13, 2024
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Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.
Damn I have shard breath...again.
by gackhead December 05, 2010
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shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.
I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.
by Smokedopeeveryday September 01, 2020
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sharded

very shard, like sharded dick fard. when shard and gash cum out but shard. when think fard but shid. icky brown stuf that cum frum dick. and when shard in undie wundies.
"i farded!!!! oops no i sharded"
by elliotiguess February 11, 2022
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bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus
Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!
by Tung punch July 12, 2015
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Shard Card

Payments made with Meth.
A tweakers preferred 'Meth'od of payment is the Shard Card
by Ti'Era August 26, 2021
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Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.
I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars
by LOUI-V October 21, 2018
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