Salesman

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23

by Spoodermon February 7, 2018

musical salesman

when someone spams a forum with there band(s) website or if someone spams a forum with there favorite band's website because they're on their street-team...

hey im a musical salesman...GO TO THESE WEBSITESZZZ n00b HCX PunkX fo LIFE broZ sxe.com nofx.xom convergecult.com offbeats.org hxcpunx.com casuslties.com bullshit.com ect....

by keago October 10, 2005

Mini Sadness Aneurysm

A smaller, less effective sadness aneurysm. Can come as single happenings, or in large numbers.

Marty: We aren’t friends anymore.

John: I just had a mini sadness aneurysm.

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019

Sadness

Plain rice crispies

Dude, I had a big bowl of sadness for breakfast

by flyswatter69 May 20, 2014

Sandesh

Means "good message"

Usually loves soccer
Very wise and caring

Ayo it's Sandesh!!!

by Rajubeta May 28, 2021

used car salesman

one who attempts to get you to buy a lemon

sometimes, the car they want you to buy doen't even run

by lunar shadows December 30, 2004

Car Salesman

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.

Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 12, 2018