Sal Giordano

A Fat Person who blows fat clouds. Also he is known as the kid who knows everything about computers.

Yo you hit a fat cloud, bro you just did a sal giordano

by joetotti10 May 19, 2018

Idiot Sal

A complete dumbass who has no sense and breath that smell like dooky.

Man, Billy is a Idiot Sal.

by Wrench2020 May 4, 2020

Sal

A person who is well known for his lack of image editing software, so he's forced to use other methods instead.

Sal doesn't have image editing software so he makes memes using Urban dictionary definitions making him tonight's biggest loser

by El tipo guapo May 17, 2020

Sal

THE GAYEST MAN YOU'LL EVERY MEET.
HE likes video games and loves VR.
he can get enough dick in his mouth.

Sal is poopy.

by poopy man 2259 May 23, 2020

Sal

Smoke at lunch ; smoke a lot. Usually pertaining to marijuana

Hey Frank lets go sal

by Frank Anthony August 15, 2020

Sal

Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.

Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!

Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?

by TheFaggotRepublicansLoveToHate October 10, 2016

Sal

sal is a person that generally seems inviting. sal coaxes you in and makes you happy and breaks your heart. sal says he loves you, but she doesn’t. sal is a traitor. but you still love sal despite everything they did

“have you heard of sal?? xe is nice.”

by kazzywazzywoo November 22, 2021