Tommy Salami

A large man who uses a fake English accent to pick up girls, but always fails unless they're Russians.

Stop being such a Tommy Salami. You're never going to get that girl anyway.

by mrcoool35 September 22, 2013

Salami Mommy

a mature woman who enjoys preforming oral sex on younger men

Widow Johnson next door ...sure turned into a Salami Mommy since the old man died!!!

by chelanslim January 29, 2009

Salami Slam

Cum on a girl's face and a piece of salami then hit her with it.

"I gave Debbie a mean salami slam last night."

by peanutheadG December 27, 2011

peppering the salami

The act of a man giving anal sex without the girl douching before. usually resulting in fecal matter on the male genetalia, wich means he got his salami peppered.

Man 1: dude i screwed this dirty bitch in the ass last night and she didnt even douche!

Man 2: Umm i really dont want to hear about you "peppering the salami"

by spnky64 March 9, 2010

sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.

Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.

by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016

Long Salami

A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone

Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami

by Belvis Parsley November 27, 2019

Speckled Salami

When someone has a flat pale face and too many freckles.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!

Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.

by The 99th Reich willn’t happen October 7, 2019