Tommy Salami

A large man who uses a fake English accent to pick up girls, but always fails unless they're Russians.

Stop being such a Tommy Salami. You're never going to get that girl anyway.

by mrcoool35 September 22, 2013

Salami Slam

Cum on a girl's face and a piece of salami then hit her with it.

"I gave Debbie a mean salami slam last night."

by peanutheadG December 24, 2011

Salami Mommy

a mature woman who enjoys preforming oral sex on younger men

Widow Johnson next door ...sure turned into a Salami Mommy since the old man died!!!

by chelanslim January 29, 2009

Origami salami

Where two penis are folded into an origami crane particularly featuring a foreskin made into the beak

Hey Jake and Ben showed off the origami salami last night at the donkey show

by Jimmyhoffaisntdead June 10, 2021

salami gusher

When you syringe a type of drink in your urethra and someone sucks your dick for a flavored surprise.

Bro, stop wasting time eating pineapple and give her a salami gusher.

by Tonyshoki June 10, 2022

bury the salami

synonymous to bury the sausage which means the insertion of the penis into the vagina or medically termed coitus

This is the first time I bury the salami with her.

by maxweber27 August 25, 2021

peppering the salami

The act of a man giving anal sex without the girl douching before. usually resulting in fecal matter on the male genetalia, wich means he got his salami peppered.

Man 1: dude i screwed this dirty bitch in the ass last night and she didnt even douche!

Man 2: Umm i really dont want to hear about you "peppering the salami"

by spnky64 March 09, 2010