mr. rogers

Someone who likes to visit the land of make believe. They can't seem to tell the truth about anything.

My friend Mike is such a Mr. Rogers. He is always making shit up.

by Lawsnoodle March 17, 2008

will rogers

one of the most true americans whoever lived.

Will rogers was an american hero!

by TinfoilHelmet May 21, 2005

drake drizzy rogers

The realist rapper in the game that's not in the game. Signed with cash money millionaires drake is kreeping past lil wayne write under his nose. He's not a beast he's not a giant he's not a gangster he's simply drizzy....

(lil wayne verse-ransom) And I just sold alot of property to a buyer and I think his name was something like drake drizzy rogers or drizzy drake rogers im to busy to play father and when it come to the game im to willing to play harder.....

by sjz April 12, 2009

Kenny Rogers

A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".

If we are going to win this thing, we may have to Kenny Rogers the ball.

I just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny Rogered my hand by accident.

by mikey10 October 23, 2006

thank you, mister rogers

What to say to someone who just gave unsolicited, condescending "life advice"- especially when it's of the type Mister Rogers or some other preschool kid's show host loved to dole out.

A: Listen hun, if you're gonna make an open post on a huge forum, and can't take people putting out different opinions from your own, make it on your own personal journal.
Don't start deleting posts just because you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you. That's life.
B: Thank you, Misterr Rogers.

X:You shouldn't be watching violent movies or playing violent video games- it's bad for you!
Y: Thank you, Mister Rogers.

by dlctfllflwr86 March 26, 2010

Mr. Rogers Neighborhood

To run a train (or in Mr. Rogers case, a trolley) on a girl, preferably a neighbor, then change back into your clothes real fast and bounce out the door like Mr. Rogers.

Me and my friends totally just did a Mr. Rogers Neighborhood on that girl.

Look, that's the girl that got the ol' Mr. Rogers neighborhood treatment.

by Jason Cass July 5, 2008

rogems

Any items used to thwart condiments from exiting their packets and/or containers.

"Damn, these rogems are preventing me from ketchupping my delicious bowl of peanut flavored cereal."

by Peter Sampras December 4, 2007