Roast Beef Cunt

When an old, big lipped pussy flops all over the place like cold cuts flapping in the wind.

I went down on that hot ass milf today, but boy did she have a badass roast beef cunt

by Matthew J. Sullivan December 22, 2008

roast beef drapes

The long wrinkled slivers of skin hanging from the center of the vagina of a loose bitch, in which looking like roast beef slices.

Nigger: Hey mayne, that was some bad pussy eatin' last night!

Bitch: Good shit?

Nigger: hell no bitch! Them roast beef drapes slapped me in the face!

by whores July 2, 2008

Roast Beef Vagina

When the female vagina resembles a few (3 or more) then slices of roast beef, often giving off a foul odor of dog shit.

Mike: Dude!! did you sleep with Kathryn
Joe: Yeah I her roast beef vagina reeked.

by ipherca August 11, 2008

roast beef curtains

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco

She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

by kathryn million August 6, 2006

roast beef curtains

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

by Mike Ortel December 15, 2008

roast beef curtain

a floppy, open, or gaping vagina

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

by creag January 1, 2006

Roast Beef

A cooter that is gunned out. A vagina that is of the loose state, one that which you can fit more than 4 digits in.

That bitches snatch was roast beef.

by justin cantwell May 3, 2004