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Reticulous 

Reticulous - adjective
A combination between ridiculous and retarded normally said when someone or something says something extremely stupid. When describing someone you can either call them a reticulous person or reticularded if they are extremely retarded.
Craig: Shall we have Brelundin
Paddy: Nah its only 22:17 Don't be Reticulous

Craig: I think the green lantern is better than batman
Summer: Dont be reticulous its just cos you have a massive gay man crush on the green lantern

Craig would be an example of a reticulous or reticularded person because his stupidity is beyond ridiculous
Reticulous by Paddy and Sam September 8, 2010

Ridiculousness 

1. Something so absurd, stupid, ridiculous, and inaproppriate that it cannot in any form be taken seriosuly.

2. Geroge W Bush

3. Bear Strearns Stock Price
Eg 1
Guy 1: I think the US Stock Market is booming
Guy 2: Geez, your a nob because that is total Ridiculousness!

Eg 2
Guy 1: Hey dude you suck
Guy 2: Well your mum sucks and she's ridiculouness

Ridickulous 

When a mans penis is soo big its considered Ridickulous .The size must be so large it causes you to stutter and your mind to go blank and alls you can do is let him take you down with it .Size is not the only component in order to have ridickulous penis the man must know how to work it so good that it causes brief moments of hallucination ,random utterances ,possible moments of unconsiousness and the temporary ability to lose the ability to speak .Side affects are not faked .One should exert caution when coming into contact with a ridickulous object may cause instant levels of gratifacation mixed with pain can also cause drama unattended and a collaberation of feelings .This word is originated from London
London came home from the Club & after a long night of dancing and grindn on her man he went to lay her down .Once he exposed his self the only thought was that is ridicklous .Instant fear of the ability to handle his size set in with a general over all curiosity .Once sexual intercourse began the ability to speak or move proerly set in his penis was so large it went past her belly button and up in her guts hence the word ridickulous .
if a man leaves you feeling ridickulous simply look at him and shake your head and say ridickulous .
Ridickulous by London7272 July 10, 2009

ricoculous 

This is my ramped up version of ridiculous ... it's a step above, a step beyond, it's not just riDICKulous, it's riCOCKulous!
Brittney Spears' recent behavior isn't just ridiculous, it's ricoculous!
He was so well hung, it was ricoculous!
ricoculous by Tiffany Velez February 12, 2008

ridipulous 

a situation that is utterly akward, dangerous, or just plain unacceptable in which case the only proper plan of action is to...well...dip.
p1: psst...dude why is that old guy standing behind us like that?
p2: i dunno man. lets dip.

or

dude i found out what that building was that we came upon yesterday. it was the new department of homeland security building. we could have gotten in big trouble. that shit was ridipulous
ridipulous by peter hartmann December 25, 2007

rificulous 

Something that is so ridiculous it would seem implausible even in a work of fiction.
That pornstar's boobs are so fake it's rificulous.
rificulous by Nines19 December 30, 2010

Ridiculousness 

That is Ridiculousness!