someone who slaps a whole shitload of vinyl stickers on their car thinking it is fast and nice looking when in reality, its just a heap of shit.
that guy sunil's car looks nice with his new rims but with all those vinyl stickers, he is still a ricer.
by Fullah October 20, 2006
A term used to describe idiots, predominantly in North America, who take their cheap Japanese import cars, load them with body modifications, a new exhaust, and maybe an air filter, and then think they can win any street race because their car looks sleek.
Keep in mind, that no engine modification or any other type of performance enhancing modification is included in the ricing process.
Keep in mind, that no engine modification or any other type of performance enhancing modification is included in the ricing process.
I hate those stupid, stupid idiots who rice their little Honda Civics up and then think they can smoke anyone. They all stink and have poor math skills.
by I hate Ricers. May 04, 2003
Ricers are idiots who do up japanese econoboxes in an attempt to make them look and sound fast. They can be seen blasting around the streets in first and second gear mostly because they love everyone to look at them redlining their car (hopefully a young high school girl will see him and think he looks gangsta).
This does not mean people who drive hondas and leave them stock are ricers, and people who have actual fast japanese cars are also ricers but not in the rediculous sense that true rice is.
This does not mean people who drive hondas and leave them stock are ricers, and people who have actual fast japanese cars are also ricers but not in the rediculous sense that true rice is.
that ricer seems to have a highly polished tin can on the end of the exhaust system for some reason...
by eat rice August 03, 2003
a teen, or young adult who often add these modifications to a front wheel drive Japanese car, often a Honda: a loud coffee can muffler, which makes you temporarily deaf, fake chrome rims from wal-mart/auto zone, a ridiculous body kit, not painted, add a 35 degree spoiler, and install a sound system blaring rap that sounds like a swarm of bee's..
You are in a Z28 just cruising around when you become deaf by a ricer... when he stages up to you, you can see his cockiness and his stupid honda (most of the time.) You show him what true american muscle is, and he miss shifts and blows his engine... its going to a better life anyways
by Drag Dragon1 March 09, 2008
RICE stands for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement, which basically means buying parts that have no true function for a car to make it look as if it is fast with no engine or performance modifications to back it up. Most often, these cars are made by Honda and driven my people (called ricers) who do not actually know much about the innerworkings of their vehicle. These cars are made to look like cars used for racing and/or drifting such as a Toyota Supra or a Nissan 240SX.
antonym: Tuner
antonym: Tuner
Tuner: "Silly ricer, useless wings are for penguins."
Ricer: "What?"
Tuner: "Dude, my lug nuts take more torque than your engine makes!"
Ricer: "What?"
Tuner: "Dude, my lug nuts take more torque than your engine makes!"
by PhuckHonda June 01, 2010
Adding plastic airplane spoilers and Wal Mart quality exhaust to an import or sometimes domestic automobile. It's common knowledge in the tuning world that clear tail lights, rice can exhaust, and "Ballin" rims can augment a cars horsepower by a minimum of 400%.
"Hey look there goes that riced up civic...ooo sweet he's redlining it at the red light...ooo...almost got a burnout there..."
"Dude if he'd only get a bigger spoiler, he'd demolish everyone."
"I love ricers..."
"Dude if he'd only get a bigger spoiler, he'd demolish everyone."
"I love ricers..."
by orb49 October 22, 2007
A doofus who can't even drive a stick shift, but who goes to great expense trying to make his car LOOK fast without increasing it's performance. All show and no blow!
Look at that silly Honda with the big exhaust pipe and the wing! The jackass ricer thinks it's cool, but it has an automatic transmission! What a pantywaist!
by Sneaky Snyde May 26, 2005