Roach Revenge

i.e. When one attempts to kill a roach and fails.

After this violent act of attempted insecticide, one thinks "oh well..." and casually continues his or her prior activity as if nothing had transpired.

A few moments later, you're chillaxin' and it's business as usual. Then, like a freakish bat out of hell, said roach rises from the shadows to exact vengeance on your ass and jumps ALL UP on YOU! and crawls ALL over your SHIT! and your just RUNNIN' AROUND whilst SMACKING yourself in an attempt to KNOCK it off! AND ALL HELLFIRE BREAKS LOOSE AND HOLY FUCK!!!

Marty: (Stops drinking for a moment and tries to stomp a fleeing roach) ... Bastard got away.
Michael: Don't kill roaches.
Marty: Why, cuz they'll come back to get me... (scoffs and resumes trying to flirt with the cute brunette)
Micheal: (Moments later) Roach revenge mofos! ON YOUR SIX MATAY!
Marty: (Frantic as the roach climbs his leg) Huh... Shitfire! Get it off me! HUAAHHHHH!
Micheal: What'd fuck I tell you?
Marty: Shut up.

by Marty "Houston" Valentino Sh. October 8, 2006

Verbazuma's Revenge

Excessive rambling caused by nervousness, imbibing of too much liquor, a large ego and/or a high IQ.

All I meant to do was call and see what he was up to, but by the end of the conversation about my dog's middle name and my choice of birth control it was apparent that I had suffered from Verbazuma's Revenge.

by djkendall January 21, 2010

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.

Victim: "Why did you destroy my marriage? I thought we were BFFs."
Vindicator: "Because you stole my boyfriend back in the 6th grade."
Victim: "But that was 20 years ago!"
Vindicator: "Revenge is a dish best served cold, bitch."

by That handle is already in use November 24, 2014

revenge of the sith

just saw the trailer for it... holy shit... HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

this will be the best of the 6 by far. Darth Sidious with a lightsaber... goddamn!

by adrian November 9, 2004

Luke's Revenge

When you piss a fictional character off so badly that he, she, or it gets your ass kicked in real life.

Steve: "Hey, did you hear about that guy who wrote that really sick story about this kid being turned into a baby?"
Bob: "No, what happened?"
Steve: "Well, he was a teacher and somebody told his school district about the story... guy got fired.."
Bob: "LOL, Luke's Revenge!"

by The Bladed Demon July 16, 2008

hitler's revenge

When you think a parking space is open, but when you pull up to it, you find a parked Volkswagen Beetle obscured by bigger cars on the sides. Named as such because the beetle was first designed in Nazi Germany.

Tom: Check it out Mike! There's an open parking space!
(Tom pulls up to the space. Sees parked beetle)
Mike: Aw shit! Hitler's revenge!

by impala00 August 27, 2016

revenge fuck

To screw someone other than ur current (or ex) significant other for the purpose of retalliation (in some instances, a person both parties know, so as to inflict even greater psychological damage)

Kelly: "after i saw Michael with some whore, i decided to go over to his best friend John's house for a revenge fuck."

by Agent M August 29, 2006