Reuben, the ebony powerhouse with musical muscles! His irresistible charm and sexy beats echo through the air, commanding attention from all who dare to listen. With each bass drop, he shatters decibel records, yet his music resonates deep within our souls, leaving us craving for more of his electrifying tunes. Brace yourselves for an auditory rollercoaster ride, because Reuben is here to deliver bold melodies that will leave you begging for an encore!
by Big mon28768 October 1, 2023

A guy who is most likely to go all in too quickly and bite you at the back of a cinema during the new bond film. he tends to be petty and stubborn, even if its his own downfall. long story short - don't date a Reuben
by imgaynowbcofhim:) March 14, 2022

reuben is a christian mallu who wants to be punjabi and jatt. he has yur back bc he’s a follower but it’s ok bc he can violate and isn’t a snowflake. #jattlife
by g1jatt🚜🌾🇮🇳 October 4, 2020

Reuben parry’s are people that like women that look like men and are usually very fat and have shit long hair
Did you hear about that guy he went out with a person called Taylor and she looks like a man, he’s such a Reuben parry
by Mr hot male jimmy James September 15, 2019

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:
1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.
2. Finish.
3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)
4. Piledriver!
When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.
2. Finish.
3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)
4. Piledriver!
When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010

Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .
by Everyhumanaliveloveshim August 5, 2019

by Reuben Teo August 23, 2018
