charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

WHERES THE REMOTE?

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's fast play! The movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically! Fast play will start in a moment.

MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT

by Fritezas September 16, 2020

Got it on remote controlllllllllllll

lyrics from kanye west & young thugs "remote control" from donda

"i love kanye so much i Got it on remote controlllllllllllll"

by fadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2023

Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.

I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.

by FalseHazard March 25, 2020

Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.

Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???

by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016

Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.

Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019