Stinky Relish

Stinky Relish is the relish that the Sri Lanka Stick Man Finds Stench Worthy. It is mined in the world of North Carolina and is a part of the Stinky Relish Corp. Global Takeover.

Ranch Man: "ohbqwetfgluj"
Miner: "Ok! Don't kill me, I just need a break from mining Stinky Relish!"

by Stinky Relish Corp. November 23, 2024

Pussy Relish

The thick white chunky stuff that remains in your girls pussy flaps after disabling her ability to walk

Grandma, Why is your pussy relish on my hoodie?

by Big back ass May 27, 2025

Covid relic

Objects, signs, rules, or behaviours created during Covid that are still hanging about years later, long after everyone mentally clocked out of the pandemic.

Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.

Common examples include:

“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on

Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)

Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one

Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret

Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one

A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried

"I knew the place was badly run when the reception desk still had a Covid relic telling me to keep my distance from a woman coughing directly into my soul.”

by Wildlife Brambler December 16, 2025

Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.

I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.

by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

Henderson's Relish

A favourite among Sheffield folk alike and superior to Worcestershire sauce. Henderson's Relish is 'The spicy Yorkshire sauce' invented in 1885 by Henry Henderson and is made to a secret recipe that's still kept under lock and key and is still produced in Sheffield to this day.

"LIKE WORCESTER SAUCE, BUT ONE MILLION TIMES BETTER"
Matt Helders, Arctic Monkeys

THE SPICY TABLE SAUCE MADE IN SHEFFIELD SINCE 1885
Splash it on pies, in stews, over chips, cheese on toast and more. Henderson’s Relish is approved by the Vegetarian Society as suitable for vegans, and is gluten free.

From www.hendersonsrelish.com

Henderson's Relish. (Here because of ud's stupid mods 😒)

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Gentleman's relish

A polite way of saying jizz or cum.

I'd love to serve Yolanda some gentleman's relish.

by Waynezuba May 20, 2024

Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish

A cheeseburger with no cheese, cheese on the side, three patties (grilled to perfection), 1 medium rare bun, 1 medium-done bun, a steak on the side, extra relish, extra extra relish, extra extra extra relish, and a corndog stabbed through the middle. No pickles.

"Hi, sir, welcome to McDonalds; can I take your order?"
"Can I have a Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish?"
"..."
"The meal or a triple cheeseburger with twice the amount of relish?"
"..."
"Alright, I'll make it."
"..."

by WelcomeToYourLife November 29, 2025