Red Sox

A team that believes that winning one World Championship in 86 years validates the idea that they are better than a team that has won 26 titles over that same period of time.

Congratulations Red Sox, you now have half the amount of World Series Titles as the Florida Marlins over the last 86 seasons.

by Randy Johnson January 25, 2005

Red Sox Nation

The most loyal, faithful fans in the world. Actually know what baseball is and live their lives by it... something that cannot be said for the New York Yankees' "fan" base.

Member of Red Sox Nation: "So, who's your favorite player?"
Yankee Fanboy: "I like Derek Rodriguez, the Yankees left baseman."
Member of Red Sox Nation: "Shut the fuck up dumbass! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

by ARandomHeretic September 19, 2006

Red Sox

Red Sox Nation = stupid pieces of shit. Red Sox fans and players are the greatest combination of pussies and faggots ever made by God. They are jealous the yankees because it took them with ease to win 26 world series, but took them 82 fucking years to win one. Also yankee players dont cry like Johnny Damon and the biggest faggot Curt Schilling. Red sox fans dont have real fans too, they just consist of people who are pissed off there team didnt make it to the playoffs or just hate the yankees. THis applies mostly to Mets fans who are the second biggest bitches to the Red Sox. So Red Sox get some real fucking fans. One thing the red sox should believe is the yankees are kick the red sox asses this year.

Oh are you a red sox fan?

Of course not, I am faggot Mets fan who doesnt have a team to support for in the playoffs.

Wow I am so glad we got David Wells!

Wow he has shitty era in Fenway.

Curt Schilling is our savior

He is also the biggest faggot too.

Hey i have a tiny dick

Yea you must be a Red Sox fan

by Satan January 22, 2005

Boston Red Sox

A baseball team that is always beat down by the Yankees.

Hell yeah the Boston Red Sox one a world series, now only 25 more to catch up with the yankees.

by Baraconda December 13, 2008

Red Sox

The greatest most richest history of a baseball club in history. Cursed by Babe Ruth. Filled with dreams like Ted Williams and Carlton Fisk. Ended buy guys like Bill Buckner and Buckey Dent.

It takes real fans to lose. Those are the Red Sox fans. And the Cubs. And the White Sox.

by nick898 October 17, 2003

red sox

2004 world series champions
fuck the yankees
babe ruth is no curse, he just a fat ass mo'fo
a-rod came to yankees so he can be with his boyfriend jeter

the red sox just swept the cardinals in the world series

by oliver clothesoff November 20, 2004

Boston Red Sox

The most hypocritical team in baseball. "Yankees are overpaid". Is the most hypocritical statement that a red six fan can say. Their fucking payroll is right under the Yankees so I guess they're overpaid cocksucking monkeyfucking pussys who have only 7 world series rings as a franchise . Yogi Bera has fucking 10 himself!! And the franchise has 27 and its younger than the red sox so I guess the Yankees are better. Plus New York's a more important state. Go Yankees!!!!!!!

The boston red sox are heterophobes and suck gorilla dick

by The last name meadows is gay July 9, 2011