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Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.
Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.
by Tcop October 14, 2020
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chocolate rooster

while giving a girl anal she takes a shit on you dick
Dude, I was giving that girl from the bar anal last night and then she gave me a chocolate rooster, it was awesome!
by Ted11111115 May 16, 2010
mugGet the chocolate roostermug.

horizontal rooster

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.
by Mich1 January 4, 2014
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rooster candy

Chicken=cock

Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock
Yummy I ate his rooster candy after he stuck it in his cat’s ass
by imfuckingey May 31, 2019
mugGet the rooster candymug.

gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.
"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"
by Sabreraider October 28, 2013
mugGet the gooche roostermug.

Risen Rooster

When your cock decides wake up. Another Term for getting a boner.
Dude... This girl just told me i had a risen rooster in class
by Dofnugget November 11, 2016
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Steaming Rooster

After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.
by Tits Mcgeeeeeeh October 13, 2010
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