puzzling pussy

when that pussy is so mind boggling that it leaves you straight up puzzled

“Damn! That pussy had me confused! Straight up mind boggling! That WAS some PUZZLING PUSSY!”

by Daniel Gigglethnart March 31, 2024

Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.

After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.

by JAKram May 11, 2020

French Puzzle

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.

Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.

by Mbones December 8, 2018

Mr Puzzles

Sexy tumblrman hot daddy ahh who owns Puzzlevision, must marry.

Mr puzzles x Vox.

by Zulema's Chronicle June 15, 2024

Mastered Like a puzzle

when you kill some one in Fortnite

Your so bad get mastered like a puzzle your so free

by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj February 1, 2021

Mr. Puzzles

sexy ass tv man with a giant cock

"Have you seen Puzzlevision?"
"I WANT MR. PUZZLES IN ME"

by sprigatito.love April 29, 2024

Puzzled

The way people walk around in 2020 - walking.. starring as if nothing makes sense *almost looking constipated*

Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin

by Workatrollics November 26, 2019