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A Very Potter Sequel

The TOTALLY AWESOME sequel to A Very Potter Musical which now has Umbridge, Firenze, Luna, Lupin, Rita, and Sirius! All new songs and dance are included as this sequel is in the setting of Harry Potter and friends FIRST year! That's right, they're going back in time for this one!
(or in this case, going back to Hogwarts!)
If you thought the first one was awesome, you'll want to feed yourselves to Aragog's children for this one!
And if you don't know what that last sentence was, it's all in the sequel, along with RED VINES and more! :D
1st person: *finishes watching the musical* "wow that was TOTALLY AWESOME! What should I do now??"

2nd person: "you know they made a sequel right? It's called A Very Potter Sequel and it's also very TOTALLY AWESOME!"

1st: *watches sequel and dies of happiness*
by Mandy14 October 2, 2010
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Knitting Pattern

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)
Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)
by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008
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Potterhead

Generally someone who loves harry potter (like me) mostly amazing people that have not much to do in their lives...will know every single fact to harry potter!
Potterhead: did you know that Emma Watson is related to an accused witch (true fact..told you I am a Potterhead)
Dude: seriously...you are such a POTTERHEAD
by HARRYPOTTERRULES4LYF September 14, 2011
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

The CORRECT title for the first installment of the well known Harry Potter book or film series. JK Rowling has personally said that her biggest regret about the series is the name change in some countries, and she thinks of it as 'Philosopher's'.

It makes much more sense calling it 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' as a Philosopher's Stone is a real item that alchemists tried to create hundreds of years ago. Nicholas Flamel is also known to have been working on this. Throughout history, there is no record of any concept known as the 'Sorcerer's Stone'.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first novel in the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling and featuring Harry Potter, a young wizard. It describes how Harry discovers he is a wizard, makes close friends and a few enemies at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and with the help of his friends thwarts an attempted comeback by the evil wizard Lord Voldemort, who killed Harry's parents when Harry was one year old.
by ManOfTheDay November 15, 2011
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Male Pattern Balls

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.
After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.
by Rydo September 30, 2011
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Dirty Potter

The greatest audio book series ever created in the universe by an even greater man of the same name. Narrated by British actor Jim Dale (with heavy word splicing and sound editing), the audio books have absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter, except for the fact that they have the main/supporting characters (i.e. Harry, Ron, Hermionie, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, Professor Umbridge, and Snape), some brief cameos (Uncle Vernon and Dobby the House Elf), a non-existing character (Fuckbeak, a splice of "F" and "Buckbeak," who is a human), and even Jim Dale and JK Rowling themselves. The characters perform bizarre sex acts and pointless, but often humorous, antics (Shitting on each other, Hermionie having crabs, Harry gurgling a pussy milkshake, gay butt sex, Harry swallowing Ron's cum, Hagrid fucking Harry and cumming all over his ass, etc.). There are currently 4 Dirty Potter audio books; in order, they are: Dirty Potter and the Snape Kills Dumbledore; Dirty Potter 2 and the Deathly Farts; Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party; and Dirty Potter 4 - Fuckbeak and Friends, Chapter 1. Dirty Potter has a website, simply named dirtypotter.com. Dirty Potter has made other audio books, two being Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Shitpile (Winnie the Pooh) and Dirty Peter Pan and the Long Black Penis of Evil (Peter Pan). He has also made a piece entitled, "Dirty Barack," an edit of President Obama.
Person 1: Have you heard about Dirty Potter?

Person 2: Yeah, I love those. Fucking hilarious!
by ElectricGuitarGuy October 24, 2011
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Harry Potter Terrorist

A person that waits in line at a harry potter book launch (most relevantly that of the final installment), and on receiving the sacred novel, promptly flicks to the final portion of the book, scim reads the vitals, then shouts as loudly as possible, the ending of this epic, 6/7? book long tale, destroying albeit temporarily, the lives of the previously oh so excited minions of the man with the big wand.

Some will go into greater depth once they get home, quickly figure out exactly what happens, then let as many fans as possible know what happens eg. by changing their facebook status to something like John Johnson is Harry shags ron who is actually voldemort, harry turns to the dark side with hermione, they menage a trois it till they die. NOT. because theyre immortal.
- Did you see Johns facebook status? What a twat.

- I think the phrase you're looking for is Harry Potter Terrorist
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