pumping the grundle

applying pressure on and rubbing the grundle while sucking the cock

Dick really likes it when Jane is pumping the grundle.

by ak najm February 22, 2008

pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.

1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.

by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014

pooping on my goons

trying a little bit too hard to make lulz

"Hey Will, why was six afraid of seven?"
"Kez, stop pooping on my goons"

"Robert keeps pooping on my goons and it's really annoying"

by subsequently February 19, 2015

pumping poop

Listening to music on the toilet

I was bored in the washroom so I started pumping poop

by Funions2 May 22, 2016

pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.

NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......

by Stizzi March 20, 2016

pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018

pumping gas

when you commit anal then pee in your partners asshole

Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!

by justicedrizz December 19, 2018