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Pulling a Bassi

a. When you make a promise to your friends or colleagues and then don't follow through on that.

b. A dutch boy who is always struggling with his schedule! and does not know when to say no or yes to plans.
Stop pulling a bassi on me Dave, you said you were gonna be here at 10.00
Ahaaa shit, John pulled a bassi on us! we were supposed to work on an assignment together
by DevTom April 18, 2023
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Public Butt

Public seats are dirty....just use your imagination. Once you sit your pants down on a public seat, you now have "public butt" because whatever disgusting stuff that was on the seat (from the thousands of other butts that have sat there) is now on your pants. For all you know, the guy that sat in that seat before you could of had some diarrhea that leaked through his pants and now its rubbing off on yours. Disgusting isn't it. One should think twice about tainting seats, beds, or couches in their house once they have "public butt."
Don't sit your "public butt" on my clean bed sheets.
by Empty Bin February 1, 2013
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School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011
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Suppressed Public Dancer

Noun.

A person who often would like to break out into dance in full view of the public but refrains from doing so due to social constraints.
I am an SPD.
What's that?
A Suppressed Public Dancer.

This sucks! The music playing in this mall is so catchy I just want to start dancing right here! But I can't. I hate being a Suppressed Public Dancer.
by 1st Official SPD October 3, 2009
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Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."
Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.
by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006
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pulling a stevon

Pulling a stevon:(verb) or just a stevon for short is when one continually passes out multiple times at parties after only minuscule amounts of alcohol. A stevon can also be categorized as someone who habitually passes out at parties and then proceeds to wake up and attempt to eat everything in sight.
Pat: Hey where is Will at?

Jerry: Oh I think he's pulling a stevon on the couch...
by Al Stevon February 25, 2009
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Public Toilet Bingo

Passing someone coming out of a public/work bathroom and then trying to guess which stall they used so you can avoid sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat.
1) I went to the bathroom after that fat guy from accounting had just used it...I lost big time at public toilet bingo
by MeffaKev August 27, 2010
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