Pain Proxy

I became the spouse's pain proxy, their unhealed stuff landed on me

I never agreed to be your pain proxy

by SSAsystemicscapegoatabuseowner August 6, 2025

my little proxy

when someone does something for you like a slave or like adam hanif, and is a sort of slave

1: yoo allow set me sum gum
2: this aint mine g
1: then where the fuck did u get it from
2: from adam hanif
1: that fucking slave
2: broski dont chat bout my little proxy like that
1: such a slave

by adam hanif the nigger November 20, 2023

Shit Proxy

An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.

Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.

by hel112570 July 11, 2022

nigger-lover by proxy

nigger-lover by proxy also known as a nigger-lover lover. to be a nigger-lover unknowingly.

jane sucked a nigger's dick and went home and tongued her boyfriend, making him a nigger-lover by proxy.

by schizophrenia: never alone August 28, 2023

Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy

When a PdM tech in the plant purposely misdiagnoses machine failures in the plant to garner attention and advancement within the company thus justifying their position as well as overtime. The downside is capital being wasted as well as extra unneeded work for the other maintenance employees who could be assigned to more value added work orders.

Denver diagnosed that the #1 I.D. Fan had a inner race defect. Management decided to shut the plant down and change the whole fan out. After losing six hours of planned production downtime the new fan had more vibration than the original. Another Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy moment!

by Wbr549 May 8, 2019

Proxy-sex

When an individual sends another person or device to perform sexual actions to the respective partner. During the intercourse the individual sends commands to the person or device to which said person/device performs.

"hey dude I had some proxy-sex"
"you mean e-sex?"
"No dude, proxy-sex"

by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025

butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.

The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.

by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025