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Laws of Perspective

n. The laws that effect the dimension of echochrome.

1. Perspective traveling: change the perspective, and connect the path.
2. Perspective landing: the character will land on whatever appears to be below.
3. Perspective existence: you may not be able to see it, but there is a path.
4. Perspective absence: hide the obstruction, and it no longer exists.
5. Perspective jump: where you want to jump is up to you.
by Darkness1000 May 8, 2010
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prospectivity

A term that’s made up by people who look at rocks, who are in denial that the earth is only 7000 years old.
Prospectivity has allowed us to change our plans at the last minute, so go fuck yourself!!
by Dr Phil's Nurse September 18, 2018
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Prospecting Poultry

Prospecting Poultry refers to a sales person that through easy sales retention has become unacquainted and fearful of reaching out to new clients.
It certainly seems that over the years you have become prospecting poultry and are fearful to make new calls and create new contacts.
by leo bonner February 5, 2020
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Prospect

any potential girl you want to get with her or date to make love
-Look this pretty girl, she's a big prospect.
-Chill bro, you can date her, for real.
- I think so, I need to talk this night with she.
by tinykooney December 29, 2021
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pervspective

A portmanteau that represents the male point of view some, most, or all of the time. The percentages can always be debated, but yes, there are many men that think this way often. Of course, this pervspective is shared between men and women both, but possibly expressed less often by females, or less frequently in mixed company.
Anytime someone expressly or impliedly infers a dirty pun where it wasn't intended, the comment comes from that person's pervspective.

Person A:
"Those were some of the sloppiest tacos and best tacos I have ever made. Nailed it."

Person B:
"Haha, nailing sloppy tacos, good one!"
by Jed Wards December 8, 2012
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Projectile Menstruation

1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.
"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."
by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015
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projectile laugh

making someone laugh so hard they vomit from the physical exertion
Cort laughed so hard, she projectile laughed onto her shirt and had to change it.
by GammaK July 9, 2016
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