A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
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The opposite of objectivity, and less innocent than subjectivity. Involves a person projecting their viewpoint, in a deliberate attempt to get it to coincide with a skewed version of subjective reality, which may not correspond with empirical evidence.
A: Harry Potter is a safe space for transsexuals!
B: I think you need some objectivity in how you see things
A: No I have objectivity! Everything!
B: Your projecting so you have projectivity
A: whatever, your just a conservative. My cat is liberal so he agrees with me.
B: I think you need some objectivity in how you see things
A: No I have objectivity! Everything!
B: Your projecting so you have projectivity
A: whatever, your just a conservative. My cat is liberal so he agrees with me.
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The people in charge along with everybody who is not in charge and also not part of the protests laugh at protestors. At least everybody not protesting is getting something accomplished that day, or those days (and nights).
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Billy: I didn't know you were into heavier girls
Jesse: Yeah im just prospecting for now, she might get motivated and turn out fit one day.
*Jesse flirting with a bigger woman*
Billy: dude what is Jesse you doing? He must be drunk he would never.
Frank: He's prospecting man, it's all about the long game.
Jesse: Yeah im just prospecting for now, she might get motivated and turn out fit one day.
*Jesse flirting with a bigger woman*
Billy: dude what is Jesse you doing? He must be drunk he would never.
Frank: He's prospecting man, it's all about the long game.
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