Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.

Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food

by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020

Elvis problème

A problem that needs solving but the solution strangely requires excessive amounts of oisters/lubricant

"We might have an Elvis problème over here."

by that_Sloppy December 8, 2020

High School Musical Problem

A problem which is cause by being great at multiple things. Usually used to describe the troubles of a friend you don't feel bad for because their life is better than yours and they are great at everything.

Talented Person: I made the Musical and the Varsity Basketball team and I can't do both, but I am the star of both, what should I do?
Other Person: Well it sounds like you have a High School Musical Problem.

by Yearbookchick March 23, 2010

I'm A Problem

Someone who performs exceedingly well in competitions resulting in competitors feeling inadequate.

Used as a term of endearment.

Variation:
I'm a bit of a problem
I'm being a bit problematic

I'm a problem on the icerink

by ManPadAndHisCore May 21, 2022

Problem child

A therapist doesnt need to tell a problem child that they're the problem, a true problem child already knows they're the fuckin problem.

If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Problem Solverz

A god-awful show that makes me want to puke in the toilet then set my head on fire. Has no plot whatsoever, each of the characters are like fucking retarded dolls (one of which is made out of poop), and the name itself tells you that the producer of this show is mentally unfit.

Wow Cartoon Network mustve been piss drunk when they allowed Problem Solverz to air on TV.

by STUPIDZZZZ February 3, 2012

First World Problems

It's very easy to mis-interprate the definition of "First World Problems" but once you truly understand the pain you go through when your Wi-Fi wont work or your mum only gave you one lolly instead of two, you just dont give a fuck.

First World Problems: "I'm Hungry"
Third World Poblems "I'm Hungry"

First World Problems: "Muuuuuuuummmmm!! The fucking showers gone cold again!"

by Sk4llsRPG January 1, 2015