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Primo

Verb: to primo someone or something is to do harshly and forcefully impose yourself to someone or something that is causing you issues.

For some primo is a simply just a word, but for others it’s a lifestyle and a symbol of new beginnings
If you keep fucking around with me I’m going to primo you.

Bradee, I could use a good primo right about now.
by Primo11 April 9, 2023
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Primo

My headache seems to get worse when I smoke primos.
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Primo-Blunt

A marijuana blunt, sprinkled with cocaine that is stereotypically rolled by an old school African American man, whom resembles either ,the famous Smokey Robinson, or Frank Lucas.
"Hey, girl you wanna try my Primo-Blunt?" "You ain't never had a blunt unless you've tried one of my Primo-Blunts!"---Stan, the token black guy in the crew.
by Krazy K White Buffalo January 15, 2024
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Primos effect

The phenomenon where a creative work designed to represent and/or celebrate a minority is hated by said minority for being stereotypical and degrading.

This effect is named after the Disney Channel animated series "Primos", which got a great deal of backlash for containing negative stereotypes and incorrect Spanish.

The opposite is the Speedy Gonzales effect, named after Speedy Gonzales, the Looney Tunes character who is both criticized for being a Mexican stereotype, and beloved for being a heroic, quick-witted, and lovable cultural icon by Latin-Americans.
In June 2017, the city of Philadelphia adopted a Pride Flag with additional black and brown stripes on top, intended to represent people of color. However, this flag and its further redesigns gathered backlash for being uninclusive, including from LGBT people of color. This is an example of the Primos effect.
by the riverside January 26, 2024
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primordial soup

A word used to describe a woman's genitals when they've had sex with over 50+ people. Refers to the hot conditions & the ingredients necessary to form new STDs

Primordial soup, also known as prebiotic soup, is the hypothetical set of conditions present on the Earth around 3.7 to 4.0 billion years ago. It is an aspect of the heterotrophic theory, concerning the origin of life, first proposed by Alexander Oparin in 1924, and J. B. S. Haldane in 1929. (Wikipedia) The theory suggests that the primordial soup gave birth to the first microscopic organisms. (or in this case, new breeds of STDs)
"Bro Alisha has like 500 bodies"
"Her cooch must be a primordial soup"
by bamcats December 5, 2024
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Prigozhinato

A term used to describe the suspicious elimination of a prominent individual, typically a political or military figure, through the destruction of an aircraft. The term carries an ironic tone and is inspired by the mysterious death of Yevgeny Prigozhin, whose private jet crashed in 2023 under dubious circumstances, after his alleged opposition to a regime or powerful entity.
"After the general's private plane went down, many speculated he had been prigozhinato for his dissenting views."
by startx13 December 9, 2024
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Primordial Ocean Hypothesis

A near-universal archetype in creation myths reinterpreted as an intuitive grasp of a cosmological medium prior to spacetime. This hypothesis posits that many cultures' "primordial waters" (Nu in Egyptian, Apsu in Mesopotamian, Tehom in Hebrew) describe a pre-geometric, fluid-like substrate from which spacetime itself condenses. In modern terms, this could correspond to the quantum foam, the string theory landscape, or a Bose-Einstein condensate of fundamental fields. The act of creation is the "solidification" or "parting" of these waters to form the dry land of stable dimensions and physical laws.
Example: In the Primordial Ocean Hypothesis, the universe before the Planck time is not a singularity point, but a boundless, timeless, fluid realm of indistinguishable energy-states—the Ocean. The Big Bang is akin to the ocean freezing in a specific pattern, with the ice crystals being the lattice of spacetime and the trapped bubbles being quantum fluctuations. Different "freezing patterns" could produce different universes with different physics, all solidifying from the same featureless, liquid potential.
by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026
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