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Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
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presidential

(adj.) Representing the worst approach to something.
Can you believe how disorganised that debate was? They kept yelling over each other. It was so presidential.
by Werdenschmidt September 30, 2020
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Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president
Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers
by School is the worst October 24, 2022
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presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated
CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"
by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017
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Presidential orange

A president Orange, is when you put on a Trump mask half way through having sex, and grab the woman on the receiving end by the pussy, and yell “make America great again as loud as possible as you nut”
Tim: I can’t believe have stacy a presidential Orange. He even wore a Bernie shirt for this chick.

Brad: damn, I might have to try this
by Dr.pocketrocket May 18, 2018
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presidential

The stupidest thing you ever heard. Babbling moron.
"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning,"

Sir that was the stupidest thing I ever heard. You sounded presidential.
by Pseudo Nyhm April 25, 2020
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Presidential Portrait

Another word for a police photograph (mug-shot), in reference to the police photograph taken of the 45th president of the United States in the Fulton County jail in the year 2023.
The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.
by Talos_Auto September 3, 2023
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