A vagina.
Brendon: “hey Maria, can I slit my member into your member pouch?”
Maria: “of course you can, my uwu trash bean..”
They make love.
Maria: “of course you can, my uwu trash bean..”
They make love.
by Jaygameing2017 January 3, 2021
Get the Member Pouchmug. by Samuelthecreator February 16, 2012
Get the Stink Pouchmug. An average to skinny figured female, with a mound of fat (or in scientific terms: lipids) acquired around the lower stomach region. In turn, looks like a female Kangaroo's Joey Pouch. Which, of course, is the pouch that they carry their babies in.
Also known as "JP" for short.
Also known as "JP" for short.
Justin: Dude, did you see that chick's joey pouch?
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg
by Will Powers March 14, 2011
Get the Joey Pouchmug. 
N. Derogative, Slang
A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.
Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.
Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
by logophilito May 20, 2008
Get the dildo pouchmug. by Paul B April 24, 2003
Get the cum pouchmug. A large pouch adjacent to (or in front of) a woman's stomach that holds cum. Can have the effect of making a woman look slightly pregnant and confusing others.
Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.
However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.
Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.
However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.
Michael: Check out the cum pouch on that girl over there!
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*
by classified_so_i_dont_die December 26, 2008
Get the cum pouchmug.