
When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017

that pop tart doesnt know whats good for him... if i see him in here one more time for sealing sudafed, ima steal his cheese dip and tuna!
by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 16, 2019

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021
