When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018
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Get the Pop-tart mug.You know the saying, "don't judge a book by it's cover". Well the same applies here. A female with a sexual/lustful side you did not know she had or could have. She does not act on her sexual/lustful side like other females would. Why, cause she is in control better then most females. On (rare) occasions she will let that side come out. Whether it's by herself or with a lucky one. Cause sometimes her pent-up sexual/lustful feelings are at a point and knows it. Where she is in control by letting some of the pressure off. If not, the sexual/lustful feelings will be too much for her to handle. She will not be in control when it comes popping off. Whether it be by herself or a lucky one is around. If your lucky enough to get with a Cherry Pop-Tart for the first time. Brace yourself and enjoy the ride. You will not be disappointed.
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Get the fat person who eats pop tarts mug.When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
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