A liar, bullshitter,
by Calm9 June 3, 2022
Get the politicianmug. by Dikrat Jones December 1, 2020
Get the Politicianmug. And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.
Hym āAny-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are āliving lives of quiet desperationā and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and donāt have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we havenāt found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you wonāt even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say āSee!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!ā I donāt see how that doesnāt just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell āhard work.ā Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Hym āAny-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are āliving lives of quiet desperationā and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and donāt have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we havenāt found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you wonāt even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say āSee!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!ā I donāt see how that doesnāt just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell āhard work.ā Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down
Itās not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Donāt share your Netflix password. Thatās allowing people to avoid the slavery... Donāt watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that Iāve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then itās a pedophile.... You know that right? Itās likely that it exists outside of time and Iāve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I canāt rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... thatās not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... š¤ That would make sense. This was a long one. Iāll come back to it.ā
Itās not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Donāt share your Netflix password. Thatās allowing people to avoid the slavery... Donāt watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that Iāve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then itās a pedophile.... You know that right? Itās likely that it exists outside of time and Iāve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I canāt rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... thatās not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... š¤ That would make sense. This was a long one. Iāll come back to it.ā
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Get the Politicians part 2: Breaking Downmug. by KannaKandy February 3, 2025
Get the Politicianmug. by CaptianToad January 10, 2023
Get the Politicianmug. You have staff, right? You have staff... who manage your affairs, your campaign, day-to-day activities, etc... Right? Sooo.... How are you not a retard who won a popularity contest? You sound like a retard. Thatās what retards have. Thatās what a retards life is like.... a waitress can do your job.... because your job is basically showing up where youāre told to show up... your job requirements are basically.... being able to read and write? And I need to work harder... to generate more money... for you... so you can work less.... I mean... you sit in a chair.... 80% of you are geriatric.... I should work harder though... thatās what should happen... so you can make more money... and you could say āBut if you work harder youāll make more money tooā but... only one of us is doing the work... and I can turn on Cspan... and I can read the bills... and then (at that point) Iām basically doing your job... but for free... but I should work harder... so a literal retard can stop working in a last ditch effort to sponge up as much money as possible before they die... and who gets their money when they die (the money they took from everyone)... and who gets the money when they die? Fuck trophies... but itās ok... generational wealth only lasts 3 generations... because the people at the top change.... because sometimes rich people only have daughters... and all of the names change... And that means I should work harder? Huh..... Ok.....
Hym āSooo.... Politicians.... you said all of that.... and what I hear is that this is basically group-home world.... I hate to break it to you but Orwell is already here. I mean... Iām being punished for wrong-think... actively. People have deluded themselves into believing itās necessary to engage in a selective surveillance state campaign... Oh wait.... āļøāāļøNo one can hear meāļøāāļø (except for the people who read it every day and reference it every day and the guy who un-ironically said this to me as though he didnāt read it and isnāt responding to it actively). Oh well š¤· āļø Iāll just keep talking.ā
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Get the Politiciansmug. When politicians focuses on the negative aspects of a specific object, trend, or issue while many other more important problems are left with no attention payed towards them.
Somehow, someway, The President Of The United States decides to engage in Politician's Trivial now, and against Tik Tok of all things, while near 200,000 people have died from a disease he has payed next to no attention to.
by yeahthisisanaccount September 14, 2020
Get the Politician's Trivialmug.