jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

by Selur livid March 29, 2015

jelly no pogo stick

TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.

One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"

Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick

by fucxk January 13, 2021

poeboy

Resident moron from www.totse.com

Poeboy poeboyish poe poe boy

by Casey Poe March 5, 2005

Pogo Nut

Jumping on a pogo stick backwards during oral sex while a band of cubans sing "row row row your boat" in the key of F sharp shoot a load in your woman's face. At the same time, your woman is playing 'Mario Super Sluggers' on the Wii with a full count, against a small asian boy named ming who wears nothing but a man thong with your name across the back.

Tom and Maddie pogo nutted for 2 hours last night at Chuck-E-Cheese.

by lucy vag March 21, 2009

PoGo

A Pokemon Go enthusiast. Often seen staring down at their phones in public searching for Pokemon and Pokestops.

Ever since Tom became a PoGo, he has now been able to get exercise and strive to be the very best like no one ever was while doing it.

by Charter School July 12, 2016

pogonophobia

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).

Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?

by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017

Pogtopia wilbur

A great man that’s can be trusted and can tend to be friendly :) but a little insane but that’s okay! He’s a strong lad

"im going to go instigate a relationship between my father and my brother brb." -Pogtopia Wilbur

by Plushbur December 21, 2021