A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.
by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018
Get the Potatomug. 
An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see
Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.
by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019
Get the Potatomug. Our overlord is a potato, he knows all. eat potatoes and you will gain ultimate power. Also, potatoes and tomatoes are actually the same plant, search it up.
by TheUlmityFlapperstropper December 27, 2019
Get the Potatomug. by This is just a full on foxtrot February 11, 2022
Get the Potatomug. Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.
Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019
Get the Potatomug.