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pity blow

A blow job that is given out of pity for a person. Often this comes from a place of love and care.
"He was so sad last week so I gave him a pity blow"

"That's so kind of you, what a lucky guy"
by Bye-anca October 26, 2015
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Pity rejection

Getting rejected but the girl trys to make it a soft rejection and either try to stay friends or make the guy not mad/sad
by DepressedChair April 11, 2020
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Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.
John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
by billyradison January 29, 2015
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Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.
Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.
by HotDam August 17, 2016
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Race pity

When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.
yo im not racist, i just pity my race

Race pity is totally fine bro
by totally not lecrim June 2, 2021
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Pity Flex

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.
Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"
by Bonebaby February 4, 2019
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Pity Hit

The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.
Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)
by 3319 March 20, 2010
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