sling pigeon

A United States Army colloquialism used to deflect attention from one's chronic inability to grasp simple concepts.

"I apologize for being educated! No wait - I don't. ... I'm from Alabama I can sling pigeon with the best of them!"

by SPC Mateo January 23, 2009

wounded pigeon

where you hire a hooker and then break her arm and force her to masturbate you. making the action of a "wounded pigeon"

by heling November 4, 2003

Pianoteer

A professional piano player of high quality.

That dead guy was a bitchin pianoteer

by mcnelly May 21, 2006

pigeon pancake

A flat, pancake-like, organic road formation caused by repeatedly driving over a pigeon carcass.

Hey remember that pigeon I ran over yesterday? I just saw the pigeon pancake on the road as I drove by.

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 11, 2009

pigeon haircut

a person who gets a new hair cut and he looks like a pigeon

pigeon haircut- hey guys. like my new do?
person- no! you look like your pigeon!
pigeon haircut- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
person- HAHA your a pigeon haircut!

by thegingeryone March 27, 2010

Pigeon Necklace

Masturbating on top of a tall building and shooting your load over the side onto pedestrians below.

Vic's Pigeon Necklace distribution is fastly becoming legend in the downtown metro area. Steer clear of 4th and Taylor!

by Adumbford November 4, 2014

pignark

when someone tells someone else something that you want to keep private

that guy is a pignark why did you tell him

by sam dime March 16, 2017