PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

I cant get this spreadsheet to work.

I think it's a PICNIC (Problem In Chair Not In Computer) issue.

by Mr.Aquascaper May 1, 2019

spanish picnic

No one but those who experience the Spanish picnic speak about the Spanish picnic. You have to experience it or to know it. Legend tells that the name derives from the sound that occurs when you Spanish picnic with your lover. As if someone were uttering the words "Spanish picnic" in a gargled voice.

Dude, last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and... well we were trying new shit, y know like, in different 'places'' ...and I uh... I think we Spanish picnicked!

by SeriousDudeGuy June 18, 2017

A Tash Picnic

A picnic in which you go with the intention of having an actual picnic, but instead bang each others brains out. In a rural area.

"I went on "A Tash picnic" today, it was good sex."

by Pink curtains September 1, 2013

Ukrainian picnic

When you get a blowjob in an open field, which is common in Ukraine.

1. she doesn't know how to cook, but she can still make a Ukrainian picnic!

2. drinks should be Irish and picnics should be Ukrainian.

by Ukie Czupiel. February 6, 2009

electronic dance picnic

Similar, but not identical to a rave. Generally contains more class, with newer music with higher quality mixing / scratching / etc. Very rare.

"There is no way I'm wasting another night at some lame b-rate rave, if only there was an electronic dance picnic going down!

by Dylan I. December 30, 2005

PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

The IT guy said Jim was a PICNIC since he continues to power off his work computer by forcing it to shut down every time he's done surfing for porn.

by Mr. Word Guy January 7, 2017

polish picnic

A group of people sitting on lawn chairs in their driveway - usually drinking beer.

Check out that Polish picnic, they've been out there all day!

by chicagoatheart77 April 12, 2010